Corruption

Granted, but right after your reliable & safe public transportation network gets put in place, it creates massive traffic jams for everybody else and floods of complaints coming pouring in from all over the globe. Luckily for you those complaints are short lived because the sun explodes and all life on earth dies. But 10,000 years later, when aliens discover earth, the older aliens fully enjoy your still intact and very reliable & safe public transportation network. I wish I had a truck load of cookies.

Granted, you can't eat all of them so you end up sharing to others... I wish I have a glass of milk to go with sensei's cookies.

I grant you one full glass of delicious cold milk to go with the cookies. However the remainder of the milk is now all over the kitchen because as you turned around to put the milk away. Yaasshat showed up behind you dressed up as his avatar yelling "Booo!" causing the milk cartoon to go flying into the air along with it's contents until gravity took care of the rest. Now that I've had my fill of cookies... I wish for a hug.

Granted, it's a hug from Yaasshat's avatar. I wish for classic orchestra music right now.

Wish granted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRXAmukgiJE but this is what you get. I wish someone else would make me dinner.

Granted but the cook is Rin Nakai... http://youtu.be/CeliHTtZoqo I wish I have strawberries...

Granted. Those strawberries are all rotten to the core. I wish I knew how to deal with idiots that didn't involve violence

Granted. http://cdn.slowrobot.com/262013101757.jpg I wish I healed faster..

Granted, you end up looking like Freddy Krueger though. http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/deadpool-wade-wilson-face.jpg I wish I did not have jet lag...