Corruption

Granted, you automatically reached death. (You forgot to include the pause and rewind buttons) I wish I was spiderman? XD

Judging by what you been posting l8ly. You are not female, and that is not you in that pic, obvious. Anyway, I don't give a crap... So last two didn't make a wish, my turn again? I wish I own this site and becomes better than FB? :P

Granted but only because FB crashes and burns. I wish I had a special card that would grant me free anime/manga.

You get your card but the anime/manga is only in Japanese. I wish i had a good girlfriend. ;-;

Granted, but she's in another castle. I wish I could figure out what to post.

You do, but then everyone else posts it AND your keyboard catches fire. I wish I could write a mildly original plot for a book.

Granted, but the plot goes wrong/you ran out of ideas and you end up burning the entire book you spent hours on. I wish we all become a slug.

Granted, but we are covered in salt. I hope to pass my finals