Truth or Dare

Ok lux... Truth. you find an oil lamp at a flea market... It's pretty beaten up and could use some TLC. But hey, that's what you're there for, finding antiques and cleaning them up for your ticket to get on Antiques Roadshow. You get it home, start to rub it with polish, *POOF* a genie pops out and with a flourish says, "You must be my new master. I shall grant you three wishes. You want unlimited money and resources? The most beautiful women in the world falling at your feet? More power than the United Nations can be bestowed to you, a single man. But there is a catch... Per usual in these truth or dare situations. You must shove a mason jar into your own rectum 4 times a day on live TV." Do you do his bidding for 3 wishes, or toss it in the trash? Oh to add... For the rest of your life. Yeah

Hahaha, the heck is that... I would throw it in the trash. I'm a pretty laid back dude and not really interested in having tons of money or the best looking girl, or cars or anything. There is a lot more to life than posessions. Lol, and nothing would justify the humiliation... is that a solid answer?