Truth or Dare

@Anna Hmm... the weirdest thing? Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of weird tales, but there was this one time when I was on an out-campus study trip in Japan with a group of Australians. I hadn't spoken English at all for several months, and we got stupid drunk to the point that, without even intending to, I apparantly started trying to speak with an Australian accent. I felt pretty awkward about it the day after when someone told me...

Haha @Shawnji I have a terrible habit of picking up accents of those I'm around. I remember being in Alabama and people getting surprised when I told them in a southern accent that I was from Maryland xD Truth?

Okay, so I really have to tell this story now. When I was in high school, we were expected to work in a hospital for a semester before graduating and the first real life penis I ever saw belonged to a patient and he was about 90 years old and I had to give him a bath and there was a teacher breathing down my neck grading me on how well I pulled back his foreskin and it was like...stuck???????? I was gentle as a butterfly and it still ended up bleeding and I cried the rest of the day. So yeah, that was the first time I touched a penis.

Truth me yo @Cinnamoon so sorry but it wasn't your fault 90 year old guys are very fragile .......so they tend to break easily sometimes

@Cinna, at least you were fragile and in a different context. This person was like...it felt like they were trying to rip my penis off ;-;

@Cinnamoon Dang, that sounds really unpleasant.

@Nick, I'm so sorry about your penis. u.u @shawnji, it was. I was seventeen, dude. I was so very unprepared.