Truth or Dare

@Panda I once gathered all my courage to ring on the doorbell of the girl I liked and I wanted to tell her that I loved her and wanted to ask her out. The door opened and it was somebody I didn't know. My socially awkward self from back then assumed I had gotten the wrong door and was about to walk away without a word, but the woman asked me who I wanted to see, so I told her I came for Nadia. She told me she was the babysitter and that Nadia and her mother would come back any time. I said there waiting with Nadia's little baby brother and the babysitter for half an hour. As if that wasn't awkward anough, Nadia's mother called me the cutest thing she'd ever seen when I explained why I was there. We went upstairs and Nadia told me she didn't like boys that much and we could be friends. Good ending, though: a year later she finally started liking boys (we were really young) and we went out a couple of times

@Queen I dare you to dirty talk to Panda over pm. It has to be heartfelt and I trust his judgement as to whether it is fullfilled without further prove ~.^