I'm cuddly but can't get a date

Douches are bad, mmmmk. They can cause a pH imbalance, cause a uti and or yeast infection. I have caused none of that and therefore must conclude I'm not a douche.I'll take being called an ass since technically we all start off as ass holes (it's the first part of the body to form in the womb, fun fact.). I however am seeing a woman who seems to like to cuddle with me, spoon...etc ;)... She's quiet and sweet and I'm just a social retard...soooo..... Put on a happy face. Ponies just be mad, bruh.:P

Was it ever really on topic? That's rhetorical, mind you. @jikoshy Hands may be able to count to ten, but they don't count for much more.:P

I have am extra digit, 11s a lucky number. 3 in the pink, 1 in the stink. :p