I Love The Police

The police make me happy. They arrest murderers and rapists (and occasionally innocent black people). The point is they protect us of our right to watch hentai and pony porn. When our anime figures are stolen, who is there the retrieve them? The police. When at a con and a neck beard is trying to grope hot teenage girls in cosplay, who is there to arrest them? The police. When a man drinks too much sake and starts harassing the Japanese for being "Chinky-Chinks", who is there to throw them in the drunk tank? The police. The police should be given more power. 99.99999999% of the time, the police are right.

u lost me at "The point is they protect us of our right to watch hentai and pony porn."

Well in some countries certain hentai and yaoi is banned. We have the freedom to watch young cartoon teens have carnal relations

ISIS is evil! If I were over there, I swear to god I'd force them to listen to "Barbie Girl" on loop... for the rest of eternity. They're destroying priceless artifacts! It's not enough to be a douche to people, but now you have to be a douche to history too?! Outrage...

As a historian, I hate ISIS As a Catholic, I'm happy the Pope ordered a crusade against them They are Sand-Monkeys- probably pissed off cause they can't jack off or drink alcohol.

As a human, I hate ISIS As a Catholic, DEUS VULT They just need a 500ml IV bolus of Freedom.