Funny responses

We all have funny responses to stuff, be it an action, a retort, a face or even a fart. We respond to things in some way and sometimes it is funny. example: Once some Jehovah witnesses were at my door, They said the end was near. I said "Yeah, I know, let me show you." and I closed the door. They knocked. I opened and I said "Oh you missed it? Here it is again!" and slammed the door

These past weeks I started fishing my my Uncle and Cousin. Later we go to the movies with some friends and we're talking about how our baits couldn't stay on our hook without the fishing tearing them off, except for my cousins who did not ever lose his bait. We all began talking about he baited his hook, how he wrapped the bait around the hook and such and I say "Wow! you're like a masterbaiter"

My brother and sister were having sleep overs and I was sick. at one point they decided that no one could get into the hall without a password. (they blocked my bedroom) so two of the friends were blocking me. One said "You are not allowed to pass!" I turned to them and said "Get out of my way or I will barf all over you." They ran.