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yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
May 17, 15 at 8:15pm
Post some of the worst/best pick up lines you've ever heard. They can be lame, corny, or just omg panty dropper lol Edit: you can also do rejections like creative ways to reject someone
inexpensitivity
inexpensitivity @inexpensitivity commented on pick up lines
inexpensitivity @inexpensitivity
May 17, 15 at 8:25pm
i got this once: "i want you to ride my face." first message, never met before so i replied, "why? is your nose bigger then your dick?" as you can imagine, he didn't take it so well
yunoxyukki
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki commented on pick up lines
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
May 17, 15 at 8:30pm
Lol XD
yunoxyukki
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki commented on pick up lines
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
May 17, 15 at 8:36pm
Girl: want me to walk you back? Boy: walk me back? Girl: back to the friendzone where you belong
asingh89
Notice Me Sempai @asingh89 commented on pick up lines
Notice Me Sempai @asingh89
May 17, 15 at 8:39pm
i lost my teddy bear :( will you sleep with me?
crimsonsun2xseries
crimsonsun2xseries @crimsonsun2xseries commented on pick up lines
crimsonsun2xseries @crimsonsun2xseries
May 17, 15 at 8:45pm
^ lol I think that one has potential at a bar xD
vampire_neko
ฅ(=＾･ｪ･＾=)ฅ Vintage_Neko @vampire_neko commented on pick up lines
ฅ(=＾･ｪ･＾=)ฅ Vintage_Neko @vampire_neko
May 17, 15 at 9:03pm
"If I follow you home, will you keep me?"
chris_v
Later @chris_v commented on pick up lines
Later @chris_v
May 17, 15 at 9:07pm
Worst ones I've heard? hmmm? Oh I know! XD Boy: My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in. Girl: Then run to a bathroom, because I ain't dealing with your shit! Boy:You turn my software into hardware. Girl:Too bad it's full of bugs and viruses!
kaederukawa
Kaede @kaederukawa commented on pick up lines
Kaede @kaederukawa
May 17, 15 at 9:07pm
Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.
crimsonsun2xseries
crimsonsun2xseries @crimsonsun2xseries commented on pick up lines
crimsonsun2xseries @crimsonsun2xseries
May 17, 15 at 9:10pm
Forget to contribute; for me, personally, I don't really have pick up lines unless I'm drinking with people; I'm not so bold (or foolish) to try a pick-up line in an environment that doesn't have music or people being festive. When I do try something, I do a half-serious Elvis impersonation lmao. God bless the man who uses pick-up lines though!
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