World Domination!

I feel nothing for the fallen on the other side, my men have fallen during combat. We offered to take them as prisoners but they resisted

As always brother you show no remorse when needed, We are lucky to have you. It is fine, Just make sure the bodies were burned.

My leader, i have grabbed half of Russia! The other half is in progress. Some are willing, some are being sent to the torture chambers and others are in ditches, Shall i convert their weaponry to suit our great pizza's holiness?

Good, Do as you see fit Sister, But be never let your guard down until you've burned them all, The Russians are known to be quite stubborn.

Commander the super powers have gathered and are meeting to discuss our plans of domination and how to stop it...the us is arming the other nations with weapons

It is fine, The prince of panda's should know that we alone, The veteran members of our society, are completely invulnerable to such weapons. It just may mean we'll have to do more of the work after all hahaha.

Of course my leader!~ by tempting some with vodka...threatening them with their death, theyre willing to follow your every glorious word

You are too kind Sister, My words are given to me by our great lord Pizza to help others join our cause I'm certain. Vodka? Clever girl, But remember some may be lying.

well things are going well without me. leave some alive and i should deal with them. starve them to near death and until they smell the aroma of pizza, they be willing to cooperate, brainwashing u may call it https://31.media.tumblr.com/b17bdef814537bfbc6025942e2f732e8/tumblr_inline_njzcf2fyUC1sdpxqh.gif