Let's make a story together.

ASS was infamous in Japan. When people saw ASS, they ran. ASS was so busy though, the group never showered and smelled terrible, hence why they were always the butt of the joke.

But in another world, a warrior by the name of Ichirai Shonin, that was nicknamed the "Crimson Reaper". He took out dangerous missions, guarded important people, and attack invading armies. One day though, when he was taking time off, he was suddenly attacked by an unknown enemy, and was thrown into an abyss, it bended space and time, being forced into a new world, as a newborn. Now, many years later, after realizing whom he was, he is reading the above post, and gets the pun. But it was so corny that he is left stone faced =_=. The end... WAIT WHAT?! Oh sorry, not the end, because this is meant to be a team story. *Ahem* The ASS were on patrol when they noticed a warrior with a black sword attacking a shadow figure, the ASS decided to butt in and stop the fighting, but ass they did, the shadow figure retreated. So ASS assked the warrior "Oi! Who are you and what was that thing?!" assks the leader. "It was an entity of pure despair, and had to be destroyed!" says the warrior. "As for myself, I am Ichirai Shonin, and it is my job to protect the world of which I am on!" ASS was in shock and questioned "Protect the world?! What do you mean?!" assks the leader. And so Ichirai Shonin joined ASS and told them the story...

All of a sudden a new warrior leader "BOOBS" of another land swarms in. She Attacks the warriors of "Ass" with her Archer-Hands and Swords-Hands. Boobs than Has ASS in Custody....

However, they didn't capture Ichirai, they left him after he fainted for some reason(*Shrugs* Don't ask me). The leader of ASS was then subjugated to... Torture(Hot wax, whippings, being rode as a horse, etc.)... (All while being blindfolded)

Little did they know that Ass trained to with stand this very treatment. As boobs slept, Ass,with heightened senses from intense training blew their captures away as if a mighty wind had knocked them down.

As soon as the bells rang of ASS's escape, BOOBS called in her best Warriors, Boner and Cock. Boobs advised them to captured him and Kill him... On another side of a region, a strong female warrior "pussy" was getting ready to help ass....

But then!! Out of nowhere... THE SCRIPT EDITOR SPILLED THE INK!! *Gasp* Now the whole story was ruined!! Everything was black!! Now how do we continue this? When the 4th wall has been breached?! http://i.imgur.com/8T7byNG.jpg The editor was scolded by his boss, Ms. Boobs. After then they had to make a new story, with some stick figure named assterisk.

Story Ended...... New Story..... A "loud" fire shot wakes 34 people in a small Block, at 3:50 am in the morning. They heard it from one house. They inspect that house and find "Ichirai_S" dead, who lives alone. They call 911 right away... A week later the same thing happened, yet at 3:40 am. This time it was at "yaas" who was murdered....