Pokemon Promos

So today while I was at Midwest for a few friends I made who liked Pokemon and Wrestling (yes I found a cool combination) and I mentioned how much I hated Wallace and his clearly apparent pompous, high-class attitude (He didn't catch that Milotic his servants did.) The mentioned how cool it would be if someone cut a promo on Wallace, Lance or Any Gym Leader or Elite Member. So I'm going to cut a promo on each Gym Leader on Each Hoenn Gym Leader leading up to the Gen 6 Remake, I know most of you won't care and will blatantly ignore it. It's mostly just for me and my writing skills to find that healthy medium for my interests and to get feedback.

Okay here's the first Promo: Roxanne, Roxanne, Roxanne. Nah I’m going to call you Roxy. I've been around awhile and I can’t seem to go anywhere without hearing your name. Pretty much everywhere I go, people stop to gnaw my ears off about this stern, uptight, cold, and unstoppable witch whose name is synonymous with ‘Unbreakable’. So I brought up some fun facts about you to share with the world! I've heard that your one of the smartest Gym leaders ever to toss a Poke-ball. That’s a fact. You’re one of the best Rock-Type Trainers on the whole planet. That’s a fact. That your Win/loss record is, like your nickname: Unbreakable. So I have to ask the question, whats a nobody like me to do against someone like that? Well I kind of have some facts about me. I don’t have any badges. Fact. I’m no Pokemon prodigy or scholar. Fact. I don’t have a cool nickname. Fact. But those aren't the only facts, oh no sirree, I know how much you love facts and figures and statistics. I especially know how much you treasure them. But you seem to overlook these other ones. The most important fact is that you have never fought me, correction you have never fought me or my friends in true heated battle. Fact! You have never seen a passionate fighting spirit like that of me and my friends. Fact! And lastly, the most important one is that you have only been deemed ‘Unbreakable’ because no one to to this day has been able to find your breaking point and that I have never had the opportunity to do that. Fact! So we find ourselves at a dilemma Roxy. You see you have a bunch of Badges that are just sitting around collecting dust, waiting for the day I come to take one. You see, I know you don’t like not having all the facts, only being able to hypothesize and guess and not being able to claim uncertainties as fact. I am going to rectify that. I am going to do you the largest favor of your life and make you doubt what you've been taught, make you fallible, and for the very first time to turn a phrase: break the unbreakable. According to your statistics of possibility there’s always that one time , that small possibility, that one opportunity for my victory and your loss. One time is all I’ll need. You cannot escape that one opportunity, you cannot escape that one chance, that one possibility and you cannot and will not escape me, because that is exactly what I am! Stand tall “Unbreakable Roxanne”. All rocks turn to dust. All of them, especially the tallest! That day is coming Roxy! Its just taken you a lot longer than others to fall and crumble.

PAHAHAHAHAAHAA That is a nice combo! But I think you should re consider doing a promo on Brawly. I'm sure a Fighting Type trainer would be used to em. But pretty good promo though. I thought it was good that you put her over instead of just talking smack.