The "looking for a relationship" thread

Name: Lamby age: 21 Height: 5'1 Weight: marshmellow preference: i appropriate a hot woman but vaginas gross me out :/ location: look behind you What i'm like: im goofy, in rl im not afraid to burp, and i will take pride in its loudness, but i have the manners enough to fart quietly. With woman i'm nicer and more timid. IRL im a sad NEET who is extremely ronrely and looking for a job What are my interests: Anime, Manga, Youtube, some games, pretty things, conspiracies, fanfiction, writing, arguing, shitposting, plants Anime character im most like: Hyper activity and love of girls like Kyouko and the pessimism and social anxiety of Tomoko What im looking for: a good friend as i have none irl. I'm a pervert, a prude wouldn't like me. I'd prefer a female friend as i have a hard time talking to women What i look like: Short, marshmellowy, natural jet black hair, wearing my Jayne hat, a sweater or soft core grungy clothing Am i friend material?: I'm super loyal, once we become amigos i will stick with you through thick and thin. I can provide the dankest of memes. im online 24/7 so i'll always be here for you. I'll listen to your problems and try and make you laugh and support you. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f1/b4/37/f1b437bc544f1bc0164f590b4a2b953c.gif

Hufflepuffs make the best friends https://media2.giphy.com/media/JPecIjsoggzLi/200_s.gif

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/78/b1/69/78b169aa3e7256fc54245f680a8f1b50.jpg less make up and an army jacket and das me

http://i.imgur.com/7iBw8fC.gif i'm sorry, i thought it was ok if it was on topic http://i.imgur.com/Pgr8sZ8.gif

The topic is looking for a relationship, none of what you posted, minus the bio post, has anything to do with the topic. It's not a discussion thread, its not a random board: it's a serious thread for people seriously interested in trying to find somebody they can relate to. Nobody wants to go through a board cluttered with overly large images and nonsense; it's counter productive.