Religious beliefs and you.

Here I have a religion that you all might be interested in its called genieism basically my magic powers let me make as many of me as I want. Everybody who wants to be in my religion will have me by their side and we can be romantic and get some rubbing. It does not matter if you are male or female either one suits me fine. I can make all of peoples wishes come true while we can have a good time and fun rubbing my lamp. I think everybody on this planet should join my religion its all about sharing. Remember you can rub your friend but rubbing a genie is a rare little site to behold. Imagine being able to rub me everyday while you get wishes. So join genieism