Calling ONTARIOIANS (Canadaland. Pref Around Ottawa but w.e.)

I'm hella lazy to go through 35ish pages of calling outs to locals So here I am! I more or less want to get to know people in my area, so reviving whatever the hell this is! That said, name's Sean. Nice to meet'cha anddddDD +10 internet points if you come up with a nickname for me that sticks. I live around Ottawa, if you hadn't figured btw, ahah.