i need an L-sama

I wish i had an L-sama to dress up in maid cosplay and serve shortcake and tea to while he observes the world full of crime and solves them >__< yes. I refer to L Lawliet as L-sama. i wish he'd fall out of the sky into my arms so i can run away and hide him from all the fangirls.

"I love you, Pumpkin." "I love you, Honey Bunny." "All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!" "Any of you f*cking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf*cking last one of ya!"

I'm more of a Kira, although Death Notes don't exist the crazy god complex, and an obsessive need for fixing the world is easy enough to come by. If you wan't and L there has to always be a Kira ;P