Tutorial: How to find the One Piece.

Step 1: Get a crew as weird as possible and make sure one of them is a skeleton. step 2: Eat a fruit for vitamin powers then you can stretch your body like rubber..or not. depends on the fruit. pickles's don't count as fruit. step 3: Get a ship. Starships dont count as ships but they are cool too. step 4: fight bad guys. Never kill them. Except its justin bieber. then murder is justified. step 5: ??? Step 6: congratulations. Your Pikachu has evolved into Charlie sheen.. Do you want to give a nickname to Charlie sheen ? step 6.5: Punch a wall to feel manly. step 7: Download something from the internet. step 8: remove virus from computer step 9: turns out the one piece was malware. Final step: burn down an orphanage. wait what ? no this step is bullshit. Why the hell would you want to burn dow asgfdasgfdaghfwghcfgbcasddasasddasdsdasdas

Woah woah woah, just the One Piece? What about those six other pieces? The One Piece alone is useless, you need all seven pieces to summon the mighty Hedgehog God Dragon ShenSonicDesu so you can make your three wishes! Your tutorial is a lie. I'm reporting this thread.

*raises hand* Is a jar of mayo considered a fruit? ( °__° )ﾉ

No not really. 8D But why do people seriously consider a tomato a fruit? That has always bothered me Lol.

I think because it has like seeds inside... I dunno...

Yeah it does have seeds, but still. .__. WHY DOES LIFE HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED1 And has anyone found the One Piece yet? Or those six other pieces?

Hey dude, whatever happened to your microwave? did you fix it? I could really use a good microwave right now my ass hair is getting out of control you know what i'm sayin'?

Absolutely good sir. Shall I send you the microwave right now or can I take my tiume ? I'd like to use it for my inhuman mutantation experiments today.