YO MAMA jokes

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21 commented on YO MAMA jokes

Sep 26, 20 at 4:15pm

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21 commented on YO MAMA jokes

Sep 26, 20 at 4:17pm

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21 commented on YO MAMA jokes

Sep 26, 20 at 4:17pm

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21 commented on YO MAMA jokes

Sep 26, 20 at 4:18pm

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Lamby's moth mommy @horrormanga21 commented on YO MAMA jokes

Sep 26, 20 at 4:19pm

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Amir @amir_bahram commented on YO MAMA jokes

Sep 26, 20 at 4:33pm

Yo mama, is your mama. Cuz you're her son, and she's your mama.

Sobo275 @sobo275 commented on YO MAMA jokes

Sep 26, 20 at 4:42pm

Yo moms is gay

Amir @amir_bahram commented on YO MAMA jokes

Sep 26, 20 at 4:49pm

LESBAIN. GET IT RIGHT.

VerucAssault @verucassault commented on YO MAMA jokes

Sep 26, 20 at 4:52pm

A few years ago I had a really bad habit of quoting Nepoleon Dynamite: "Your mom goes to college." It was so hard to stop saying it.

Koro @koroshiya_desu commented on YO MAMA jokes

Sep 26, 20 at 4:53pm

someone said yuri?

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