Favorite Quotes

I am essentially a recluse who will have very little to do with people wherever he may be. I think that most people only make me nervous - that only by accident, and in extremely small quantities, would I ever be likely to come across people who wouldn't.

As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; for the first time, in that night alive with signs and stars, I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world. Finding it so much like myself—so like a brother, really—I felt that I had been happy and that I was happy again.

"Life is like a penis, it only gets hard when girls are around" -idk by whom but I found it funny and true depending on your experience

"A girl cant tell you how to get a girlfriend, when you are fishing do you ask fish how to catch other fish? No you ask a fisherman"