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Received a very large box today and hoped I'd been accidentally sent a waifu lolibot. Ended up just being the mattress I ordered.

Hi, my name is J, but you may know me as, The Master of Traps. I wanted to share some information with you about the grandest tool for ultimate pleasure, that's right, I'm talking about the "King Kong Dildo". Not even Rick James has shit on the King Kong Dildo, at 15" it can please you, your gurl, your man; all at the same time! In my experiences, being Lord of Trap Island, we fight over it, so much that the U.N. Peace Keepers get involved. I mean you can always go online and get it for $79.99, but I can cut you a deal for sponsorship if you enter this code at check out "plsno". Warning, it may lead to hospitalization and is a choking hazard. That shit is for squares though.

*gives you a hive five* Thank ya!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/9e/de/df9ede1b4fddceed668a0df4c4786d07.jpg

When you're too lazy to make something original, you start mixing together other peoples stuff http://i.giphy.com/xTiQyGwvPSar3nC6WY.gif

Heading out of town for the week http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll287/21wq/ponies/1032090__safe_twilightsparkle_meme_screencap_princesstwilight_spike_imagemacro_beach_spoiler-colon-s05e25_thecutieremark-da_zpsbcbk1b9a.jpeg