McFluffinstein

Perks of dating and/or friendship:

-I'm funny
-Unicorn mask
-Pun Master 2000
-Will help you eat your food
-Will take you on Pokemon GO dates
-Nocturnal
-Always down for movie/anime marathons
-My hands are like silk
-Will touch your butt with them
-I can't cheat on you because I'm an introverted potato