Sairento

Sounds like you have an excellent excuse to always carry a hamburger in your hands. I mean... it might be your duty! In order to not worry those around you. In fact... maybe you should just put up a tent in a restuarant of your choice. Which would it be? : o Do tell if you read any. Kafka on the Shore is my fave but it might not be to your liking.

That's awesome because then you can enjoy eating like crazy without gaining weight : ] That's why strength training is so awesome, you can eat so much :D If you like weird, surrealistic stories you might like those novels. Don't know what you like reading, or even IF you enjoy reading.

Price for eating hamburgers : O Better be eating a whole lot of hamburgers for that. Are you sure you're worthy for a price such as that? Cathorns sounds like something out a novel by Haruki Murakami : o

You could have a statuette of a golden hamburger, how about that? Cathorns : O

" I will have an Maxi please" *Gives hamburger. "THar ya go!" Not handsome? Oh, hoho, just wait till you've seen it. If you look at it that way, cats are sort of like demons, so if you got a pet cat you're sort of a warlock : O

Apparently it was an Oscar (what, do they just invent prizes and then give them random names? "Here, have an Olle!"(of course the name's got reasons but why would I look that up when I can look at series of drawn images of people yelling at eachother in a language I only understand some very few words of?)) and he got it in The Revenant. Where (Spoilers?) his role isn't focused on his looks. That's the charm of kitties, they're like mischiveous fairies: pretty to look at and cute but also plotting on the best way to take down the coffe table lamp. Do you have any pictures of your cat? : o

No wonder there were such jokes about him never getting an Emmy or whatever the award was. Well get to it then, you don't want Leo to be disappointed there are movies he's made that you haven't seen, do you? : ( https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F600x315%2F6d%2F1d%2F30%2F6d1d302ec94d6e581babe6a7a91b1f05.jpg&f=1 because kitties shouldn't behave all the time >:3

How many has he starred in? o.0 I've seen... the Shakespiere one, where he rocked the awesome middle-parted hair, lol. And Titanic and some point. OMGZ, will you adopt me then? I'd be totally nice... well... part of the time!

If they're talking with a thick accent you can't understand then it might be pretty annoying lol. Otherwise I don't really have any problem with it. I tend to have different things show up in different languages myself so : ] Happy cat pretending to be cuddly before striking with claws and teeth :3

Yas. But a BRUTAL Dicaprio. You'll hopefully know what I mean you see it. That frickin' movie is brutal lol.