I'm just zis guy, you know?
What exciting things would you like to know? I enjoy long walks in dark cities at night as the rain falls rhythmically on the cracked pavement and the occasional streetlight illuminates a cold, tired hobo under a two week old newspaper, clutching his bottle of Jack Daniels.
See? I updated the damn thing, you stupid website. Are you happy now?
What exciting things would you like to know? I enjoy long walks in dark cities at night as the rain falls rhythmically on the cracked pavement and the occasional streetlight illuminates a cold, tired hobo under a two week old newspaper, clutching his bottle of Jack Daniels.
See? I updated the damn thing, you stupid website. Are you happy now?