im a hot chad lookin for cute gal. or another chad. idk. my life is wild one. all i can say is that the town of piddidledonk is a tough one to live in. yet here i am.i love pina coladas and gettin caught in the rain. i have a condition which makes my leg bend at the knee and the condition has spread to my arms.i live breath eat and on occasion watch anime and such but i obviously have to watch iot translated to my own language. American.if i would describe myself in one word it would be not enough cuz im so darn interesting. my mama once told me to 'stop doing that shit and get real kid. your father just died and all you do is talk in strange references fom shows and movies no ones watched. you are the reason for instructions on shampoo bottles you dumb fuck' and those words really stayed with me for the last 50 years. i was once married but we divorced because for some reason she hated me. she scratched and bit me all day. iig ot diagnoosed with some kinda disease that akes me 'fucking screwed man' and i think that thats a very cool superhero name which i will take for myself.i dot use deodarant or perfume. i cant be sidetracked with cheap sex potions of the sort.i havent seen sunlight since the daark ages and i dont think thats too good for me.fuck you all.
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