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horrormanga21

Lamby's moth mommy

31 year old Male
Single
about 3 hours ago
Glasgow, United Kingdom
daggera
Jul 12, 16 at 10:55pm
Oh? Noticed that did you? Well yes, your beloved Queen is now mine. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/859/149/ceb.gif
daggera
Jul 12, 16 at 10:52pm
I require all the supplies to do this, I suspect he will pull one hell of a fight. I liked one joke that I saw, very nice. ^^ I would recommend it but you will need a lot of fresh human blood to attach the best results but you will look radiant and young, always. http://www.relyonhorror.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tew-gif-ruvik2.gif
horrormanga21
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed
aerone
Aerone @aerone There is a definite squishy sound. xD
daggera
Jul 12, 16 at 10:38pm
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/69/42/b8/6942b8ceb257f0709d07ae88ea945018.jpg I am good, just been talking to my husbando and planning more and the best way to kidnap him, also taking lots of blood baths, good for the skin says Bathory.
horrormanga21
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
horrormanga21
What's white, smells, and can be found in panties? A. Clitty litter
lenny82
Not much just laying in bed talking to people. You?
daggera
Jul 12, 16 at 10:16pm
https://66.media.tumblr.com/d83b72778dedc585c138864f6da9ba67/tumblr_nn64wf1Nui1tep4d5o1_500.gif Yes Fran?
horrormanga21
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off
horrormanga21
Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? A: They couldn't close his casket.
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