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horrormanga21

Lamby's moth mommy

31 year old Male
Taken
22 days ago
Glasgow, United Kingdom
daggera
Jul 12, 16 at 5:16pm
https://66.media.tumblr.com/d83b72778dedc585c138864f6da9ba67/tumblr_nn64wf1Nui1tep4d5o1_500.gif Yes Fran?
horrormanga21
Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off
horrormanga21
Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? A: They couldn't close his casket.
horrormanga21
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
horrormanga21
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
horrormanga21
What did the penis say to the vagina? Don’t make me come in there!
saberwing
Jul 12, 16 at 4:44pm
Didn't know you were also a fan of this game: http://youtu.be/bBZH8xxCHro Doing it to some jackass on a full body scale is quite an effective way to protect your lady though. xD You've got my seal of approval. *thumbs up*
horrormanga21
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
horrormanga21
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
horrormanga21
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
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