Just yer average run of the mill great big super jumbo sized gimpy gopher with a few new mecha cyborg additions (i even come with my own remote control... cereal, Kellogg's even) that will hopefully help me be able to get around like a "real live girl" again someday. The sense of humor is totally twisted enough to make up for the body's lack of flexibility though. My maturity meter thinks I'm a 14yr old boy trapped in a 40yr old female body. Before getting run over by a drunk driver I was the tomboy best friend girl next door that everyone thought was hot till they spent time with me then they "love me like a sister". That about sum it up? I never grew up, don't want to, don't plan to. I crack jokes about my medical stuff all the time cuz it really does crack me up. If it bothers ya that i can genuinely laugh at myself please move along cuz it ain't gonna change. It's who I am. Live with it. I do. If you can't laugh at yourself or handle being teased same thing. Lighten up!!! The rest of the world is serious enough for us to need to find a way to just be free like a toddler sans diaper for a while and enjoy the little things (I'd like someone to enjoy the big things a lil more too, ya know... Mama loves me some brown chicken brown cows so I shake my thang and watch myself uh huh uh uh i can't twerk it but i work it put my thang down flip it and reverse it, then trip and fall over it lmfao) Would love some company to laugh with that doesn't complain that "all i watch are those cartoon things..." NEWS FLASH... NEWS IS NEGATIVE, STRESSFUL, OR BORING. Anime characters live more than we do these days. True story. It isn't avoidance of reality... It's hoping THAT will become reality again. Just squished the soap box so guess it must've been love but it's over now. (Monkey monkey monkey robot alien Or rock paper scissors lizard spock)
Nah, i still love ya honey. So to those still reading i offer these words... ***Insert southern belle impression here*** "Spank ya very muchly and twice on Sundays fer bein nice. Ain't you just sweeter than sugar on a stick and twice as lickable I do declare!" @}~`~~
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Nah, i still love ya honey. So to those still reading i offer these words... ***Insert southern belle impression here*** "Spank ya very muchly and twice on Sundays fer bein nice. Ain't you just sweeter than sugar on a stick and twice as lickable I do declare!" @}~`~~
We have now reached the end of our broadcast day. Thank you for tuning in and feel free to join us again tomorrow. Entering the test pattern Beeeeeeeeeeep. Goodnight and sticky sweet dreams, sugar.
