Cats&Anime

nah i just came up with a strategy imma just stop playing (that way when the season ends i can get the bonus from my ranked level ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) then im gonna play over and over until i win some then it should shoot me out of elo hell. haha ofc i would catch is you made it too obvious "husbando #1 forever" "you remind me of him" you pretty much gave me all the pieces i needed to solve the puzzle and thats what i did. yeah i got lucky and got an interview at target and everything was good i got a second interview on the spot but i think what happened that led to me not getting the job was that since i was starting college that would mess with the schedule a bit and he needed someone who was available whenever

i swear the world hates me dude cuz i applied for like so many jobs and i never hear from them or they never call me for an interview then when i call them "we dont have a position" kfnfkfndj you literally said you were hiring a day ago TwT yet my siblings apply for jobs and get interviews all the time orz meanwhile im here like .-. whats going on? YOUR TRYING TO BE SLICK DONT LIE. your making it obvious so you can play it off and say "if i wanted to be slick you wouldnt be able to tell" whenever i catch on but im 3 steps ahead of you. i mean it is pretty hardcore and it takes some time to get used to...casual players are the reason why elo hell is a thing (its where you get put in a match with lower tier people in ranked games. which pretty much means if they play horribly they bring you down with them and the cycle repeats)

hahaha 12/0 is a pretty hard thing to get. people can say "no its not watch me get it easy" but its really hard im not gonna lie there are plenty of things that will prevent you from getting that. if your 12/0 your pretty much fed and that scares people cuz it pretty much means you do more damage than everyone else because your ahead of everyone else. by the time you hit 4/0 people will look to shut you down and they will team up on you. it can either lead to you killing them all (which feeds you more) or you dying and giving them more gold for killing you. there is also kill steals which happen all the time people sometimes dont care if you were attacking the person first they will come in last minute and take your kill. when you play tank champions like me it happens all the time cuz everyone else does more damage than you way faster. and since tanks initiate fights you pretty much blow all your spells peeling for other people to kill the guys anyway. i just so happened to get 12/0 and i lagged out and by the time i came back in the game my team already fed the enemy team so its me at 12/0 vs 3 people who can kill me. pffft you didnt say it but you implied it, it was implied you think your slick XD

i dont get it who is kevin? resemblance? cats pls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you low key called me husbando #1 you even threw in an "forever". well if i play a game long enough i can be like the best of the best tbh i once played last of us online 24/7 and was like one of the best players on there but then i stopped after a while and when i came back i got trashed. but i was garbage at league once upon a time but since i play it nonstop i've gotten to the point where im sort of better than 80% of the people i play against but im not pro level cuz i lack the skills the pro's have but its just tiny stuff where if i got better at it i could be amazing at the game. pretty much unless a guy is thrashing me every time i fighting him despite me finding different ways to beat him im bound to win the fight (unless ofc i let the cocky-ness get to my head and end up losing lmao) its happened before got 12 kills with 0 deaths then ended up dying 6 times cuz i got cocky

WAIT WAIT WAIT if i remind you of yoosung...and yoosung is husbando #1 he plays league and i play league and we both can go yandere what are you trying to tell me? jk jk yo i dont trash talk unless someone deserves it like lets say there is this guy who cant beat me and he calls me trash or something then i let the bombs drop on him or when someone pisses me off i target them all match long and pretty much let them know "hey im coming for you" then people call me bad when im doing waaay better than them. i have that cocky playstyle and i can pretty much back it up..if i do bad in one game and cant back it up there is always my match history which can prove im not bad at the game. pffft i have princess (my neighbors dog) she is always happy and energetic for some reason

FOR REAL like im a huge league of legends nerd like in months i have put in over 1000 hours i play it literally 24/7 (yeah i have no life XD) but they nag me about playing it and im like bish i dont nag you when you watch movies and junk its the same concept just a different thing so getting my own place is ideal cuuuuz i like being able to play you know? its a fun game where i get to trash talk people cuz im good at it B) yooo invite me to your party it can be me, you, amy, and all your 60+ year old friends

no no we arent rich what happened is my mom bought the 2 flatscreens as a gift and she took one with her when we went to my grandma's house so the living room in his house didnt have a tv so he bought one then when we came back we brought the flatscreen with us so now we have 3 flatscreens and i just broke the cheapest one. now had i broke one of the more expensive ones he would have killed someone tbh. my house is chaos like im trying my hardest to move dude my family is just annoying as hell. your life is a lie O.O a fish that cant swim? its like being allergic to oxygen XD how do you expect to live?

i felt bad cuz he was seriously pissed like thats the maddest i've ever seen him. but like i was deadset on killing my brother >.> here i am in the kitchen minding my own business trying to make food and he comes up behind me and kicks me between the legs like not in the private but inbetween my legs and that hurts like hell. so i chased after him and like i must of fell or bumped into the tv stand cuz it fell on the edge of the table and punctured the screen. i mean he has another flatscreen to replace it but i still feel bad. yeah swimming is too much work to keep myself up and when i try to swim from one side of the pool to the next i dont get anywhere lmao i would just give up and drown lol

wait seriously? you cant swim? why havent you at least tried to learn? i mean you do realize the world is mostly made up of water right? lol i dont remember how i learned to swim but like i did have a swimming pool when i was smaller. i still feel like i would drown anyway XD swimming is too much work i might just give up and sink to the bottom. funny thing is the day of the storm there was a cat outside my house i was like "amy is that you?". my grandma and her older sister got into it cuz a tree fell so she went outside mid storm just to look at it lmao my grandma gives like literally zero fucks. ohhhh yeah today i pissed the hell out of my stepdad cuz i broke the flatscreen tv chasing down my brother cuz i was gonna murder him for kicking me in the taint

watch you guys get hit with a tornadoe come and hit you guys tommorrow lol jk jk QAQ i dont want amy to be swept away >.> unless ofc she lands in my front doorstep so i can take her for myself. but thanks im more worried about my grandma cuz the storm is hitting her hrader where she lives than over here and she doesnt even care she is over there eating pizza and junk