Cats&Anime

"you be calling all your homegirls like im his wife, hell nah you trippin re-evaluate your life" lil yachty is a savage. me im just getting ready for this hurricane thats about to pass through here...its called hurricane mathew but i keep calling it hurricane chris

haha my favorite rapper? not even XD not even close to being my fav infact i dont have a fav i would like one rapper one minute then get tired of playing their songs

yeah lol thats how i make a living child support stripping it works for me and it will work for you lol XD still doesnt change the fact that your a granny

lmao hit the baby daddy with the child support and then strip your practically a billionaire XD but wait...how are you a grandma before your own mom?

she can handle herself mom XD she isnt a kitten anymore http://cleanmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/75FoodAgain.jpg i think you need to talk to your mom you wouldnt want her to find out about your secret life https://img.ifcdn.com/images/a1f1b15d4ea487b61208d21d4c87ae1bd3364fa1fa9aa5ad3e60134155370022_1.jpg it will break her poor little heart "that cant be my little baby stripping on the pole, just this morning we sat down and ate belvita while watching cartoons"

your a strong independent short woman who doesnt need any man to pick her up to reach stuff on the shelf lmao innocent flower yeah right, do you think about your mom with that mind? hmmmm all those pervy thought that come flying in your mind your mom would be ashamed jk jk i'll believe you XD

GET YOUR MIND OUT THE GUTTER lol i said the least lewdest way possible wow short people nowadays all of them are either pervs or just plain freaky. im willing to bet your both lmao part time perverted granny by day then full on stripper by night. imma hide the stool lol come on now im smarter than that XD matter of fact imma put that on the shelf too you better ask someone to get it for you or like pick you up so you can get it

explode for me then <3 (in the least lewdest way possible) im not gonna give him the satisfaction of making me laugh he is an idiot >.> he was talking about bunions idek why but he sat there saying that over and over and im like dude leave pls your annoying...but he keeps doing it knowing i will eventually laugh. yo imma just come up behind you while your in a crowd of people and just pat your head and disappear, then im gonna take your belvita and place it on the highest shelf in that book store

they are all annoying but he is the most annoying -.- like he would sit there for 5 mins repeating something trying to get me to laugh and i would tell him he isnt funny and he would keep going anyway. yeah ofc im the lamest of them all buuuuut thats what the cuties are here for lol so i can head pat them all the time and feel better about myself :")