Cats&Anime

ofc ofc its no laughing matter buuuuuut its cute asf super cute 5'5 and under is where things get hella cute above that is meh O3O anyone above 5'5 is lame imo. yo i can still beat his @ss being taller doesnt matter to me he likes to be annoying for god knows what reason

your short XD you cant reach books on the shelves and you need a chair to get stuff in the cabinets lol sounds like short people problems. why would you wish that on me >:( he already messes with me if he gets taller then it will be worse he will remind me everyday about how taller he is than me. there is nothing wrong with being short though short is cute. why do you think babies are so cute? cuz they are tiny. so the shorter you are, the cuter you are.

ayyyyy i almost forgot you were a shortie i can do this all the time https://33.media.tumblr.com/cb4da84b16d8e189c5b7a61632a54953/tumblr_nrcwmt2SNG1r4vymlo1_400.gif >:3 i'll get the book for you shortie all you have to do is ask lmao but yeah it probs was embarrassing but i mean hey its not like it was sitting out in plain sight right? cuz then that only makes it worse lmao my mom ask me and my brother to get the stuff on the shelves cuz we are the tallest in the house my brother claims "he is blowing past me" and soon i will be the shortest out of the 3 but im hoping thats not true orz oldest brother who is the skinniest and the shortest what kind of reality is this?

where is the shame in shaking what your god given gift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) im not ashamed of it, infact i embrace it 100% its a lesson my sensei taught me and he will soon teach you young grasshopper. then the guys will throw billions of dollars at you and look at their account balance and see zero then remember that night and go "worth"

bish pls i make it known to everyone i strip on a daily. if i see someone on the street i grab them like this https://hugelolcdn.com/i/285043.gif then i give them a quick lap dance and twerk all over them http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/35/67/f9ad86b46cd6debb8079ec7a94743385.gif and the experience was so amazing they forget everything https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o6gE3J4vUqjAQY0Te/200_s.gif thats how its done...and i've learn from the best which is this same guy you made fun of http://olivethepeople.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/crazy-guy-o.gif bruh sorry man everyone from the teletubbies to clifford the big red dog is illuminati

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2015/05/05/1227335/960191-31caee52-f299-11e4-9134-cf9443e7fd03.jpg did you see that? here is a picture of the new wiggles perched up in a pose resembling that of a goat demon. in the back ground seems to be a park, children play in parks....meaning they are after the young childrens souls making the wiggles illuminatti confirmed. yep T-pain is a hardcore illuminatti member the auto tune is actually just the voice of his inner demon speaking over his normal voice. cuz everyone knows auto tune is a myth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) does arent skills this is skill https://images.sobadsogood.com/the-dancing-stripper-robots-of-the-future-are-here-now/1.jpg get on their level they make sure to keep eye contact with the people throwing the big bucks so that they know this dance is just for them. its a once in a lifetime strip.

am i doing it right? i found this video on how to satisfy your pussy with a banana http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6209220.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/Cat-Eats-A-Banana.jpg i think im getting the hang of it :D. what do you mean this dude killed it, he has those moves if you can top that then show me cuz right now he is winning. yeah right lmao volunteering to keep your bed warm you need that real exercise http://www.catster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/20140118-cat-music-videos-workout-video.png they will show you how to get ripped and soon you can do this http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/funny-gifs-this-is-hypnotic.gif and maybe even this http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/vault-jump-disaster-gym-box-13526791439.gif but most of all you will do alot of this https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/responsive/cover/main/desktop/2015/11/01/6358201226634958721093245369_spongelift.imgopt1000x70.jpg ....did you see it? in the back ground it says T pain..T pain is a singer, the rabbit and bear have eyes that are pitch black meaning they have no soul. which means T pain has no soul and is infact illuminatti confirmed

this is next level? pls http://olivethepeople.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/crazy-guy-o.gif THIS IS NEXT LEVEL grandpa knew how to move it he did a little something something back in his day lmao get on his level dancing on a birthday cake is so 2000-and late. ofc master teach me the your ways of watching lewd stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i will need a demonstration as well. pffft stairs? the stairs is exercise? if that were the case no wonder im skinny asf i run up and down stairs every day like its nothing. you'll be fine you can buy another phone with the stripper money i made rain on you- i mean the money i loaned you while you were getting dressed

YOU DONT LOOK UP STUDIES CUZ YOU WATCH IT YOURSELF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) your the expert here, teach me your ways senpai lol yo if you had a good comp you could waste your life away with me on league of legends ;-; i need more friends on there. lol daily rewards lmao go out there and exercise you need it for when you decide to take your stripping career to the next level. i didnt have much use for my phone besides youtube. i could go on youtube and listen to music whenever where ever now i cant so idk

yooooo you caught what i had i had my phone for like a year now and then it just dies on me like i cant even turn it on it would load up then freeze on the logo and im like woah >.> did i watch porn and catch a virus or something cuz i dont remember doing anything that would cause this (that was a joke btw ofc i dont watch porn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and if i did why would i tell you silly?) but like yeah its ded for good i just leave it on my dresser tbh i had no use for it besides kik (lets be honest my kik is dry asf) pfft i have nothing good to say about that anime period lol