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17 year old Male
Last online 4 months ago
So, I used an online generator to try and make a good bio. Did it work out? See for yourself.

Chubby game developer seeks funny woman with chubby cheeks for writing, gaming and maybe more
Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.

Hello ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I'm a modest kind of chap, who likes nothing more than writing with the right woman.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my creative personality, closly followed by my smashing fingers. I'm the man for you, if you like great fingers and hands, particularly combined with ample baby oil.

I work as a game developer, helping gamers. This allows me to exercise my skills: leadership and washing dishes.

My life goals include:
Use a spider web as a parachute
Fall in love with you
Become the best game developer I can be
Help all the gamers in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be funny and kind. You won't be afraid to be yourself and will have a healthy respect for life.

My ideal date would involve gaming in Ireland with a curvy woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your chubby cheeks whilst feeling I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!

Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.

Light me fire, babe