Trollololo

Hi again! I would like to point out you're running out of time. Remember how you said you would hack my Email address? Well, it's almost been 24 hours since you threatened to hack it and I did post in that post on it that I would call that a bluff if it wasn't enacted within 24 hours. This is your final time warning. If you plan to hack my email, better pull it off now. Otherwise, I will be calling your bluff, followed by a report thread on the amount of arrogance you have shown to us. It'll be very fun to, well simply, flush you out. Remember this quote: "You wanna put out an oil fire, Sir, you set off an explosion right next to it. Sucks away the oxygen. Snuffs the flame".

[Verse 1] Ghöüstbusteirs™ They're back in town You need to pee? That is so crazy What the fuck? You need to pee? You call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ They extract it There was ghosts In your bladder What the fuck? Yaaah! [Bridge] You need to take the pee Crazy ghost pee-pee That is insanity! *Snicker* [Verse 2] Ghöüstbusteirs™ Use their machine To hook it up To your dick What? It hurts When they activate it to remove ghosts What? [Verse 1] I break your door in I sneak in the basement It is my home now But you never find out Cause I am sneaky I am the rat man I go up at night And eat your cheese! Aaaah! [Bridge] But one day you find out there is a rat man inside the basement and you call the cops But the cops don't take it seriously So you call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ instead! [Verse 2] The Ghöüstbusteirs™ Are ill-equipped They only have ghost busting weapons But they should've brought a shotgun But I have a gun so I kill them instead Oh no, it's murder! [Intro] Grandma has died! [Verse 1] When Grandma has died You get really pissed 'cause she owe you money So you call Ghöüstbusteir™ "Hey, please, Ghöüstbusteir™ Hey, my grandma has died She owe me money, extract soul please." They tell you, "Who the fuck is this?" You tell them, "Get my grandma's money now, you dumbass!" Ah! [Verse 2] The Ghöüstbusteirs™ still come Because you still pay them They take out their guns and... get Grandma You tell Grandma, "GIMME YOUR MONEY!" Ghöüstbusteir™ get guilty and they leave And you cry [Verse 1] I got food poisoned That made me angry So I call the Ghöüstbusteir™ "Hey Ghöüstbusteir™ man McDonald's have a ghost in the burger What the fuck?" Ow! You tell them "Get down to McDonal And use the gun The burger has a ghost!" Whaaat?! *Snicker* [Bridge] This is the last time I go to McDonkies! They put fucking ghost in burger! I will now go see Kentucky Fried Man [Verse 2] Joke's on you, dumbass! The chicken has ghost too! Why the fuck is all the food Full of ghost?! I call health inspector No! I call Ghöüstbusteir™ And I tell them "Destroy the city!" Fuck! [Intro] Oohoohoo... Oohoohoo... The lasagna... The lasagna... Was eaten by a ghost! Ooo! Ooohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo! [Verse 1] I called the police The police told me "Stop calling!" But I told them I told them My lasagna was eaten by ghost Ooohoohoohoo! I get sad and I do a spicy jerk I call the pizza place And I tell them ``You have a Pizza face.`` *Demonic noises* The ghost Has invaded my butt He's trying to control me Help! *Demonic noises* I call the Pizza Place™ And I tell them I want a Ghost Pizza™ Pizza Baker Man says "Don't call, or I break your Fucking knees." And I tell him *Small, Demonic Yelp* AHHHHHH the ghost The ghöst! Call the Ghöüstbusteir The ghost is stealing my müney! He punched me in the face! And now he run off with my money! Hey! Ghost, come back, that's my money! One Time I waus on The Internet™ and I bought an Illegal drug from Ebay.gov And it turns out the drug was a ghost! So I put him in the crack-pipe and I Smonk *Sounds of Pure, Orgasmic Swedish Pleasure* When the Evil Ghost shoot his magic spell on me, he accidentally gave me superpower! Now I can shoot ghost web and climb Vauls You may know me as Spidår-Man (wow) But you might also know me As that Homeless Heroin addict, I need to go now bye I was once hungry So I go down to the local Spaghetti Shop™ I told him "I want a big bowl of Spaghetti" But i told him "I don't want regular Spaghetti, I want Spooky Spaghetti™! and i told him make it quick" He punch me in the fucking dick (Arrgh) He threw me out on the streets and kicked me in the Dick again (Arrgh) I Screamed for God as he kicked me Never order Spooky Spahgetti [Intro] I shit my pants! Wow! [Verse 1] I go out on the streets to protest the ghosts in the city I hold up a sign that says "GHOSTS R SHITTI" And to protest them, I shit my pants Everybody confused. Me too, so I fall asleep [Intro] Ladies and Gentlemen, Ray Parker JR In concert [Verse 1] If there's something strange in your Neighbürhood (NEIGHBORHOOD!) Who Yöu Gounna call? (Who you gonna call?) Ghöüstbusteirs™ (IT'S A GHOST!) If there is something weird, and It don't lüük good. (IT DON'T LOOK GOOD!) Who you gonna call? (GHOSTBUSTÖR!) The Ghöüstbusteirs™ (GHOST BUST!) I ain't afraid a' no ghost! (HE NO AFRAID!) I ain't afraid a' the ghoOOOOst! [Verse 1: Joel] I need to get milk, I need milk for my cereal There is no milk in my fucking fridge, so I get pissed This song has nothing to do with Ghöüstbusteirs™ [Bridge: Text to Speech voice] Milk is a nutrient-rich, white liquid food produced by the mammary glands of mammals It is the primary source of nutrition for infant mammals, including humans who are breastfed, before they are able to digest other types of food Early-lactation milk contains colostrum [Verse 2: Joel] Milk is good for your body, you see milk as calcium It makes your skeleton strong and healthy Oh no, the skeleton coming out! Aaaaaaaah! [Outro: Skeleton] I live! When there something stranggguhe And it don't look gooode Who d'ya gonna call? The Nuttebusteir [utter chaos] Invisible man Sleepin in your bed ... He Nutteed in the bed The Ghost Nutteed! And now it's time for you to Nutte to this song! [even utterer chaos] GHOOOOOOOOOST NUUUUUUUTTE!!!! [doot] I call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ on the telephone I tell them "There is a pröblem." And they tell me "What-a is it now?" I tell them "That my toilet is clögged" They tell me "Why are you calling me about that?" I tell them "There is a... too much ectoplasm~ in the toilet. pipes" They say "If you call this nümber one maür time, we will shove the P.K.E meter~ in your bumhole." I say "ok." "How müch vill that cäüst" [Midi ENDS] And then they come over, and break my fucking legs [Knocking] Who is it? (I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL AGAIN, AND YOU CALL AGAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH!) NO! it was joke! NoAHHHH! it vas only a prank AaHA- [Intro: Vargskelethor] Damn... life hasn't been the same since Grandma passed away last year. If there's only one way to bring her back, I'll do it. No matter what What's this ad about? Re- resurrection? [Verse 1: Vargskelethor and Ghost Johnson] Hello (Hello?) My name is Ghost Johnson (Oh, hello. How're you doing?) I play drums so good (Oh?) That I bring back the dead (Really?!?) Oh, what's that? You want Grandma back? (Yes!!!) Well, let me do a drum solo to bring her back. (YEAH!!!) [drum solo] [Bridge] Oh my God! It's- It's working?? It's working!?!? Make Grandma come back to life! [Outro] Oh my God, she doesn't have any skin! AAAAAA!!! No refunds [Verse] I poisoned the water supply Now everyone dead, whoops [Verse 1] If there's something strange In your neighborhood Who you gonna call? Ghostbuster! You smell that? It smells good! [Chorus] Cook a ghost on the grill! Whaaat the fuck, you thought this was gonna be a regular edition of the song? But, joke's on you!!! You thought the last song would be good? But... HAHA!!! [Verse 1] If there's something strange In your neighborhood Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! If there's something weird And it don't look good Who the fuck are you gonna call? The Ghostbusters! [Chorus] I ain't afraid of no ghost I ain't afraid of no ghost [Outro] Ray Parker Jr., please don't sue me!!! [Verse 1] Darkness imprisoning me All that I see Absolute horror I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cell [Verse 2] Landmine has taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my soul Left me with life in hell [Verse 1] Bill Murray And then there's Ernie Hudson Dan Akroyd And Harold Ramis They were the Ghöüstbusteirs™ But now they are no longer busting ghosts They are now doing... porno [Verse 2] Bill Murray, he is in the porno He is screwing the ghost And sometimes he fart It's a movie! (laughs) [Verse 1] If there's something strange In your neighborhood Who you gonna call? The Ghostbuster! If you have a problem With a fucking ghost Call me, I'll do it I'll shoot the ghost Watch the fuck out, it's me! I bust a ghost. Yahoo! Whoop! [Bridge] Ghostbusters was a movie in 1986 It was so exciting, but do you know what else is really exciting? When you fart into a microphone! Here I go! WHOO! [Outro] This album needs to end already. Bye! [Intro] This song is dedicated to Ray Parker Jr. - the original death metal master! Yeah! [Verse 1] If there's something strange In your neighborhood Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! If there's something weird And it don't look good Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! [Chorus] I ain't afraid of no ghost! I ain't afraid of no ghost! [Outro] Who are you gonna call? [spoken] Hello, are you having a funeral next week? Birthday? Whatever the case, call me and I'll spice things up I will entertain with my guitar and I'll do funny tricks Call me, low prices. Joel@fuckyourself.com, bye! [Intro] Hey jackass, pick up the phone Pick up the phone, dumbass It's something important I bet it's something important- look, go, pick up the phone! Go, go on! Go on, pick up the phone! Do it! [Outro] You smell of poo-poo pee-pee (spoken) C'mon already, I wanna... sing the song C'mon. C'mon! Piece of shit, c'mon! Bought this Fisher-Price keyboard for, like, 2 dollars Do it! Do it! C'mon! Oh no, it's... it's broken Oh... oh dammit