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[DERP] Solid_Snake95

21 year old Male
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reclaw
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Max left a comment for [DERP] Solid_Snake95

Yeah sure okay, how are you doing?

Jun 16, 17 at 5:31am
solid_snake95
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This whole time change thing confuses the hell outta me! Lol

Jun 15, 17 at 5:21pm
solid_snake95
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Guess who's back?! Tell your friends! Guess who's back!?!?!? Mother fucking snake! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!

Jun 15, 17 at 5:18pm
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] MOAB Napalm You gonna derp squad up? We need a night
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 When I get back to Houston in August we will. Just a little longer until we derp out.
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] MOAB Napalm Bruh you aint even posted nowhere... not that I have lately but its your ass on this hot seat not mine. I do got a story to run by you that youll get mad kicks outta
solid_snake95
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I DID IT!!!! I PASSED ALL MY PHASE 1 CLASSES!!!!! Time to go to walmart to buy clothes, condoms, and chicken wings. In that MUTHA FUCKING ORDER!!!!

Jun 02, 17 at 2:34pm
yaasshat
yaasshat Lube! Don't forget the lube! Lube is your friend(No matter how wet she thinks she can get.) and I'd recommend Trojan H20(Never had one tear with that, but other water based lubes tore condoms.). Only water based lubes with latex condoms or they'll tear super easy. Just a friendly FYI. :) Also, condoms don't protect from all STI's.
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 Yeah I got trojans, but the bare skin ones. Is that okay? They were in a 24 pack so I wanted more for my money.
yaasshat
yaasshat Bareskin was a good one...Theres another that's like the bare skin that's pretty good, but I forget the name...Ya know, haven't really needed to use condoms for over a year 'n all. The only problem I ever had was even certain water based lubes seemed to make the thinner condoms break easier, but the Trojan h20 stuff, that I've never had an issue with and still use it. You said you got Trojans? I was talking about Trojan lube. Ya might not need it, but it's worth having. Best of luck.
solid_snake95
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So all my classmates believe that I am gonna fall in love with the first woman I get in bed with in Hawaii to the point I marry her. HELLLLLL NAAAAH!

May 27, 17 at 8:39pm
hell_hound7
TKB panda-kun™ I give it 2 weeks after you sleep with her
axlex
VeZeal They want you to love her long time. Love her all night long.
axlex
VeZeal They want you to love her long time. Love her all night long.
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 Panda you are totally on my hate list now *__* Lol VeZeal you are right. I am gonna love her all night long man! ;)
hell_hound7
TKB panda-kun™ Lol Hawaiian pizza isnt the only thing Hawaiian your gonna eat from now on
redhawk
redhawk
[DERP] JoJo What if Snake ends up sleeping with some dude lol
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 Edge....i will find and I will kill you......not really, but that is disgusting
redhawk
[DERP] JoJo Damn Snake's homophobic nature is starting to show
solid_snake95
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It is now confirmed that I will be flying out to Hawaii the week after next to sail on the Norwegian Cruise Line's Pride of America for phase 2. Let's go!!!!

May 25, 17 at 4:39pm
bobko11
bobko11 left a comment for [DERP] Solid_Snake95

Young snake

May 24, 17 at 5:18pm
redhawk
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Sounds like fun, though I'm sure it really isnt with all the work

May 24, 17 at 2:15am
redhawk
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Damn bro thats crazy, where are you heading to?

May 24, 17 at 1:16am
solid_snake95
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When a dog is tired of taking shit from the person they care about that is truly when they become a "dog". Woof. Woof.

May 24, 17 at 1:07am
redhawk
[DERP] JoJo Nyan Bark!
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