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[DERP] Solid_Snake95

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solid_snake95
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Just a friendly reminder to all my friends to not look directly at the solar eclipse if you live in the United States mainland. In other news I got only 11 days and a wake up left before I go home.

Aug 21, 17 at 2:06pm
redhawk
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*Dodges*

Lol haha, and thats good to hear bro, how are the High Seas treating ya?

Aug 04, 17 at 5:30am
solid_snake95
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I have learned so much in my last few months about alot of shit. Especially in the engine department. I actually understand the basics of engineering onboard a ship now. :D

Jul 31, 17 at 6:34am
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm Do you know the anatomy of a Freedom Dispenser though?
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 Actually yes I do. My coworker showed me the meme of a freedom dispenser broken down and named off.
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm Lovely!!! You are in good hands afterall. Hope there arent too many liberals around
solid_snake95
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Hey everyone. I just want to let you all know that I am still around, and have not disappeared. I have just been very busy working everyday onboard the ship in Hawaii. I miss talking to you all. Plus I have one more month to go until I am back home. :)

Jul 31, 17 at 6:17am
napalmamaterasu
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Y YOU DISAPPEAR OFF FACE OF AMERICA YOU DERP

Jul 16, 17 at 1:49pm
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 I am still alive you freedom dispenser loving ass hat ;D
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 32 more days until I am home
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm DERP SQUAD MUST UNITE
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm The smoothing derp lives....
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 My smoooooothing voice lol Start the countdown Edge!!!
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm What day do you return to derpability? Are you hono-ing some womans lulu? XD
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm we so got some catching up to do - I've got an interesting ass story to spin your way
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 I got some cool stories for you too man. I return September 2nd or 3rd. My flight leaves Honolulu on the 2nd so idk when I will get back home. Like it will take 10 or 12 hours to get back.
reclaw
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Max left a comment for [DERP] Solid_Snake95

Yeah sure okay, how are you doing?

Jun 16, 17 at 5:31am
solid_snake95
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This whole time change thing confuses the hell outta me! Lol

Jun 15, 17 at 5:21pm
solid_snake95
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Guess who's back?! Tell your friends! Guess who's back!?!?!? Mother fucking snake! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!

Jun 15, 17 at 5:18pm
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm You gonna derp squad up? We need a night
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 When I get back to Houston in August we will. Just a little longer until we derp out.
napalmamaterasu
[DERP] Napalm Bruh you aint even posted nowhere... not that I have lately but its your ass on this hot seat not mine. I do got a story to run by you that youll get mad kicks outta
solid_snake95
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I DID IT!!!! I PASSED ALL MY PHASE 1 CLASSES!!!!! Time to go to walmart to buy clothes, condoms, and chicken wings. In that MUTHA FUCKING ORDER!!!!

Jun 02, 17 at 2:34pm
yaasshat
yaasshat Lube! Don't forget the lube! Lube is your friend(No matter how wet she thinks she can get.) and I'd recommend Trojan H20(Never had one tear with that, but other water based lubes tore condoms.). Only water based lubes with latex condoms or they'll tear super easy. Just a friendly FYI. :) Also, condoms don't protect from all STI's.
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 Yeah I got trojans, but the bare skin ones. Is that okay? They were in a 24 pack so I wanted more for my money.
yaasshat
yaasshat Bareskin was a good one...Theres another that's like the bare skin that's pretty good, but I forget the name...Ya know, haven't really needed to use condoms for over a year 'n all. The only problem I ever had was even certain water based lubes seemed to make the thinner condoms break easier, but the Trojan h20 stuff, that I've never had an issue with and still use it. You said you got Trojans? I was talking about Trojan lube. Ya might not need it, but it's worth having. Best of luck.
solid_snake95
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So all my classmates believe that I am gonna fall in love with the first woman I get in bed with in Hawaii to the point I marry her. HELLLLLL NAAAAH!

May 27, 17 at 8:39pm
hell_hound7
panda-kun™ I give it 2 weeks after you sleep with her
axlex
VeZeal They want you to love her long time. Love her all night long.
axlex
VeZeal They want you to love her long time. Love her all night long.
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 Panda you are totally on my hate list now *__* Lol VeZeal you are right. I am gonna love her all night long man! ;)
hell_hound7
panda-kun™ Lol Hawaiian pizza isnt the only thing Hawaiian your gonna eat from now on
redhawk
[DERP] Charles_Red What if Snake ends up sleeping with some dude lol
solid_snake95
[DERP] Solid_Snake95 Edge....i will find and I will kill you......not really, but that is disgusting
redhawk
[DERP] Charles_Red Damn Snake's homophobic nature is starting to show
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