Mustaches

how about now? plz compare before/after pics in my gallery

Mustache all the way. Just keep it trimmed and keep the little part under the lower lip otherwise you move into the dastardly zone. Ron Swanson would be proud

Just like any facial hair, As long as it doesn't have food it it? I think that is a good standard XD

My dad used to make jokes about not needing a carryout box for leftovers because he had a beard. XD I'm pretty sure he was joking. Pretty sure.

Personally nay for me. But I'm not a huge fan of body hair in general so that's kinda a given. I do think though, that other than looks, it seems like it runs the risk of being too scratchy? Maybe?

Sometimes, yeah. But sometimes in ways that some women like. Everyone's different. When my stubble is about 1-3 days old, it's like a very fine grain sandpaper. I actually find the sensation of rubbing it kind of pleasant to the touch--it's not prickly, just rough in a very fine way. After that up to about to a few weeks it can be fairly pokey, and unless you're someone who likes that sensation against their skin in sensitive areas (some do) I have to be a little cautious. After that it starts curling back a little and getting long and soft enough that it's actually quite a gentle texture.