Last one to post here wins

Very well then I will unleash this new version of aids into the populace of the thread that have the aids. Now I would like to say one other thing. This thread may be rewarding but I have a journey that is much more rewarding it will allow you to see many new things and all in the pursuit of experimentin... I mean making friends of these creatures or pokemon and understanding their nature. Now befor we get started please everybody who wants to begin on this journey tell me are you a boy or girl.

Now young trainer in the pokemon world nobody has to worry about these things thats where the pokemon center comes in handy we just toss you in a pokeball and a few beeps later cured. Our new pokemon centers use time regression on specific things to change the events in which they happened.

I like how I open this thread. Right after I finally stopped the bleeding after both hands will mauled to nothing. Yes, put me in a Pokeball, I beg of you.