Last one to post here wins

Well I have to give it to you all for your true dedication to this thread be it the dedication of competition or what ever may suit you. So in honor of that I will increase the reward for this thread for the person who is last one to post wins. They will receive one congratulatory response and two claps followed by a few seconds of silence along with a well done phrase in the donkey kong 64 minigames which is both metaphorical in comparison to this and the game itself.

You should know that to play on this thread is to wager everything. This thread is like game of thrones if the throne was made out of tiny little post from people and is constantly being dethroned by the next person to post. I just hope we are not sticking to the original narrator of a song of ice and fire for script on this thread.

I was scrolling through some comments and kc_watz that carrot bit was hilarious, I'm still dying here. about 10 mins of just looking at the pic and laughing so much it hurts.