Last one to post here wins

....mind blown... BOOM~

Taylorhime now sensing that kitsune was going to outdo her then made a post under him. In the background a few other users were waiting for the right time to pop in and make a comment.

...You make me not want to post, just to rebel against the narration. I don't like doing what's expected! Giraffes are lame! It's all about Rhinos

You see that has already been thought out. I even wrote it down on script you lashing out at the narrator oh so fun and makes for a much more interesting story. Now lets see how you like this next part.

:( but this giraffe has an RPG, repulsor field, and rides a motorcycle. I actually did a painting of a rhino before though. I sold it in my senior year of high school. It was red and all stylized and neat looking. I took a picture of it first but I don't know where it ran off to.

Rhino's are lovely. Sister to the Unicorn! Yu..*irritation tick*

Well time to break the fourth wall and step out of the zone for a minute. I am referencing something here as well with the whole narrator thing although its very subtle. My hint is that it comes from a certain game that is well know and is a mod for it which loves to mess around with narrative tropes. Rather then give you a hint I might have just pointed a big arrow towards it now. But I digress jumps back into chair. Starts writing again.

The Stanley Parable, sounds just like you -.- Maybe even quake two :P Both good, both annoying. MANLY UNICORN!~