Last one to post here wins

Well multiple reasons but to more precise on which you would do it all depends in the context in which you read it. Think about it this way since i have more then enough free time I will talk about it. You try to fail and succeed. Other context is you try failing and fail to do so failing by succeeding. You could also look at it from a more linear stand point {(first situation results will = fail)} which equal win.

You just had to pick a question that has no true answer. And when we finally find one we agree on, someone will come by and crush our findings. >.< Talk about being stuck in-between a rock and a hard place.

1. If you try to fail, and succeed, you have not failed because you succeeded. 2. But since success was not the goal, then you have failed to fail. 3. Yet failing to fail must be a success, so you are successful. Return to point 2. Also it doesn't matter if the chicken or the egg came first, because they are both delicious. In the end, that's all that counts.

UGGGHH! T.T Let's say you did both!

But you failed to fail! That isn't a success! It just keeps going round and round! Even if you planned to fail, and succeeded you still failed at what you did! Gah.

I'll try :) Also, in case anyone missed the "Return to point 2" joke, my comment was an infinite loop. If you read the points in order it's impossible to finish.