Whats the most random thing ever happened to you

In my elementary school we had slap butts and kick balls day except the teachers didnt know I had sat down all recess =_=

But the most random thing that happened to me its really wierd and pretty much scarred 8 year old self. I was in the laundry mat and thing guy walked up toe amd stared at me...and he was naked =_= Im am not lying He has literally no clothes no shirt i think he was mentally retared or a special ed kid cuz his eyes were crossed and just the way he talked. And by his attitude and stuff TT_TT I forever have that mental image stuck in my head

oh i had somebody also parade around in a pikachu cosplay with no clothers just body painted like him and a tail he was pretty big too around a con he got in trouble for it but it begs the question why in the world would he do that did not really help that he was making the pikachu noise pika pika pi and all of that jazz

Oh a few things in my years of life. I was a short middle aged Japanese man transvestite when i was in Japan. You ever been to Providencetown on cape cod? That place is full of drag queens, transvestites and such. Nothing against them, but it is awfully strange as a little kid to see a man and not know he is a man.

My cousin said just a few weeks ago when we were talking about crazy people and dressing weird, "you know your in Providencetown when you turn around and can't help but think 'damn, nice ass' and it is a guy" haha this is the same cousin i jump in the ocean with on new years haha oohh he is one of a kind haha