creepy phrases...

creepy pickup line *hold out a rag* Does this smell like chloroform to you? creepy one liner Never rub another man's rhubarb.

Haha this is going to be fun. Corny oneliners and pickuplines are hilarious to me. It's not creepy (or maybe it is) but how about this one? I like my women like I like my packets of instant oatmeal... Quick, easy, and covered in facts about dinosaurs. Well I tried haha.

I prefer whiskey that is old enough to order its own whiskey. Two of my favorites, I'm not stalking you! Oh, by the way, you're out of milk. I know you're stalking me because I've been following you around all month.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U If you were a booger I'd pick you