Nat's random thoughts

I want to put my balls in your jaw. I want your jaw on my balls. I want my jaw on your jaw. I want your balls on my balls.

Pink ponies and purple giraffes roamed the field. Cotton candy grew from the ground as a chocolate river meandered off to the side. What looked like stones in the pasture were actually rock candy. Everything in her dream seemed to be perfect except for the fact that she had no mouth. Bruh, she's just in the matrix. Having no mouth is a dead giveaway.

"Are you getting my texts???" she texted to him. He glanced at it and chuckled under his breath. Of course he was getting them, but if he wasn't getting them, how would he ever be able to answer? He put the phone down and continued on his project. He was ignoring her texts and he planned to continue to do so. I think people forget that people have lives outside texting and social media. Like yes, I'm getting your texts, but I'm busy with a project right now. Can you text me later? That's probably what he should texted her. Then again, he might not have had the time to do so, so I don't know. I really only ignore someone if I don't feel like talking at the moment or If they have wronged me in someway. In the long term, I don't think ignoring texts is the way go about it. Communication is key and if you just ignore the problem it'll never get fixed.

The trail to the left had a "Danger! Do Not Pass" sign telling people to take the trail to the right. This wasn't the way Zeke approached his hiking. Rather than a warning, Zeke read the sign as an invitation to explore an area that would be adventurous and exciting. As the others in the group all shited to the right, Zeke slipped past the danger sign to begin an adventure he would later regret. Zeke apparently can't read. Lol. Yeah, this how people end up dead. Don't do this. It's really dumb.