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kuharido
@886 I'm not gay, I'm fabulous https://c.tenor.com/o_8_xL_d3mEAAAAC/seductive-jojo.gif
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kuharido
887. I anonymously confess that I have 10 fingers and 10 toes. Eventually all of them will explore the deepest parts of Lei's pussy one way or another. Anonymously confessed by Criselington.
kuharido
888. Girl: stop putting effort on me, I'm not coming back. Guy: okay. *Stops*. Girl: why are men such assholes to us? Why can't they read between the lines and understand what we want?
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889. 880 part 2. *opening the door all the way and stepping inside while the white rabbit is startled at hearing a floorboard creek behind her* “ w-who is it? *turns around quickly while her nose is rapidly twitching*” “*hold hands up and softly smiles* hey no need to be alarmed... well I’m sorry for suddenly popping up in your house but I just wanted to ask where am I- or where we are?” *blinking at GD in confusion and weariness the white rabbit slowly answers him while keeping her eyes on him* “w-what do you mean where are we? We are in wonderland sir... are you doing alright?” *slowly relaxing her tense form she watches him cautiously as GD blinks at her in surprise* “wonderland? I’m in wonderland *laughs* good heavens I need to find my way home!” *suddenly looking at GD in fear the white rabbit runs out the house rapidly repeating* “I’m late I’m late I’m late! And there’s no way but the queens way here good sir but no time to say hello, goodbye I’m late I’m late I’m late” *running out the house after her after grabbing one of her candies from her desk he runs into Cris dodo who is holding the money and looking like he wants more* “why good chap! Let’s make another deal.” *getting in GD’s way so he won’t leave GD groans in irritation and throws another stack of cash into the house where @hell_hound7 is fixing the white rabbits house cursing up a storm about her broken sink*. “*sighs* well I’m in the stupid forest again! How in the heck does it even change into a whole different area *kicks a pale creamy rock* stupi-“ *hearing a scream of pain he looks down and sees a man lying there rubbing his nose* “well that wasn’t very nice of you to do? Why look at this fascinating person brother” *feeling a tug on his dress GD turns around quickly and sees a similar looking man wearing green and quite soft sounding* “yes brother he’s quite interesting isn’t he?” *looking between the... twins? In red and green he shakes his head* “what are your names?” *both of them speaking at the same time* “@rafaelsazio @hiretsunaotaku” *laughing and rambling about nonsense while tossing their heads off and onto each others bodies GD turns around trying not to be traumatized and walking away from them* “alrighty I’m running into tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum... I don’t have time for you guys’ nonsense so I’ll be finding my way home!” *huffing and puffing he suddenly sees them both appear before him with matching worried glances* Tweedle-Red: “the queens way is the only way!” Tweedle-Green: “ yes not your way. Good sir are you mad? But if you have enough time we’d love to tell you a story about the little oysters”. *blinking in confusion and rolling his eyes GD grabs a stick and knocks their heads off and makes a run for it as he hears them laughing and murmuring up a storm*. *pants harshly and stops running* “ohh boy! Good thing I avoided that... I could use a snack” *pats pockets and pulls out one of the candies he stole- I mean took from the white rabbits desk and takes a bite* “mmm~ tastes like chocolate-“ *suddenly feeling dizzy GD falls back into the flower garden he’s standing in but as he can hit the ground he feels... small* “w-what? *opens eyes and sees grass and flowers above him* what!? I shrunk.... how could I forget the candies make you shrink and grow!? *groans* stupid GD what were you thinking?” *walking around he end up hearing a song being sung by a red rose and a whole arrangement of flowers who are hitting the ending note* “ *applauds* oh just wonderful! That was just beautiful” *turning around in shock and amusement the red rose looks down at him while smiling* “oh! Thank you~ but of course we sound divine... after all. Although may I ask what type of plant are you?” *adjusting her glasses and quieting down the gaggle of flowers asking GD questions she looks at him expecting an answer* “u-Umm *curtsies in embarrassment* I’m GD... or umm *coughs* an Alice. May I know who you are?” *sitting up straight and in deep though the rose nods her head* “hmm a GD, Alice? I’ve never heard of such a flower you must be a rare one. I am @verucassault but you may call me Dame Rose or Rose~ well GD would you like to help us sing a song?” *looking up at her unsure but nodding his head cause he wants to hear more lovely songs* “y-yes mrs. Rose I’d love to... try”. TBC~ (I know this story is moving quick but did you all think I’d legit wrote a full rewrite of Alice in Wonderland?)
kuharido
890. dont worry Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 i have everythin organized and ready to get you baned for life you thought you could hide your real self but youre too petty you cant help but be a backstabbing can you? we kno it all you know it too youre scared and wont admit but proof is proof and cant evade the truth forever we knew this would happn all those days askin everyone about yu finaly are pying off why are yu so scared!!! because you guilty and you know it??? let me enjoy the momnt you lost it all Panda orz
kuharido
891. Cris won't get a girl until he changes his looks
kuharido
892. @amarantha is beautiful
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893. My husbando and I had a serious talk and were going to start officially dating soon. Mommy loves all her kids and hope they're as happy as me right now.
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