Anonymous Confessions -Ultimatix-

723. I was trying to enjoy my day after I woke up but I saw @amarantha crawling on the wall asking for chicken and when I blinked she disappeared, I turn and go to take a shower but @criselington is yelling and chanting old spells so I quickly got dressed and left the house. Driving sideways on the hill I see Elmo threatening rocko he’s gonna be nothing more than pebbles if he keeps acting like he’s a person I see Fred Flintstone walk up to master chief and slap the fire out of him all while @cur_lypav is watching and singing la vi en rose. When I arrive to work I see @kuharido walking @gdmh39 with a leash and the desk helper is none other then pikachu, I go to report to the boss but I see @wei_ying flirting with spicy food while saying “I get more spice from this relationship than with my husbando” which GD somehow heard and busted into the office and threatened the chips and started yodeling a love song to mommy. They flew off in the distance by farting repeatedly and that’s why you don’t breathe underwater

@all of you who somehow hate me GETT OVER HERE UWUWU TIME TO GIB YOU LUV N WUV UWUWU… NOONE STEALS MY WAIFU! OWO OR WAIFUS UWUWU XDDDD for everyone else spreading luv n wuv yes yes i luv nwuv you too esp you 711, 712, 725