Pick up lines

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Pick up lines

Mar 21, 22 at 11:27pm

What?! I'm not blushing... you're just so hot and smiling so brightly that my face got sunburned.

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Pick up lines

Mar 21, 22 at 11:46pm

Are you a boat? Because you've been on my radar for awhile now.

αleph-01 @a1ephy commented on Pick up lines

Mar 22, 22 at 3:01pm

I hear you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my X without asking Y?

arcfire90 @arcfire90 commented on Pick up lines

Mar 22, 22 at 5:54pm

Hey, what’s on the Menu? Me-N-You

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Pick up lines

Mar 22, 22 at 7:19pm

911!!! I need 911!!! This woman just stole my heart.

αleph-01 @a1ephy commented on Pick up lines

Mar 23, 22 at 1:52pm

My love for you is like a fractal. It goes on forever.

trish౨ৎ @kawaii_kit commented on Pick up lines

Mar 23, 22 at 2:30pm

Lovely I must be sleeping cause you look like a nightmare to me (is there a thread for bad pickup lines XD)

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Pick up lines

Mar 23, 22 at 5:15pm

Excuse me, my hand is looking for it's match want to hold hands and see if they fit.

Argile @atcman1 commented on Pick up lines

Mar 23, 22 at 6:32pm

My name is (Insert name here) and I will be your uber driver for the night

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