Vargus x Midoria

By bad fanfic dragon~ Vargus poised his caduceus, wrought amongst the dreary dispair which adhered upon his psyche. For too magnanimous was Vargus the learned for bequeathing and denoting reciprocity toward his adversary, Izuku Midoria. Forsooth that forsaken edifice which housed the anguish of his scrutiny layeth amidst chalky, sooted speculums, reflecting anecdotes contorted along with recollections pertaining to a most particular advent. Come-hither look, for this abhorrent cognition, acknowledged by the concession to the bifurcate doublet proclaimed to their enamored infatuation. "Wherefore hath Midoria whisked me hither" The thaumaturge inquired, whilst discomfiture resonated aloft amid his vocalizations. "Lest our own selves expire inauspiciously, the languid nuances articulate with lethargy, my saboteur. Forsooth, twas injudicious, my tedious tarragon. Tis I who shall be obliged to prevail as the superlative personage, and adjoin my kismet overtop the antipodal magnate who acquaints hereabouts prevails!" Midoria proclaimed. The malachite fibers which adorned his crown reallocated with each gesticulation. Turbulent had Vargas's rapaciousness converted. The thaumaturge perspired as a euphoria expedited to manifestation. Galvanized from the revelation, Vargus erected his caducous with thrice the conviction, morso fervently than Izuku could conceivably divine. AND THEN DARKIE THE ECHIDNA BUSTED IN AND HAD SEX WITH EVERYBODY! Like u wouldn't beleeve! But Izuku was a yandere, so he stabbed everyone, the end.