Gather around, Mexicans of MO

I’m 100% tequila

Lol, then you my friends are Mexican-American

I didn’t say full Mexican

I'm going to deport you all

I sir am a legal citizen. Born in the U.S.

I had a burrito once, I’ve also jumped a few fences in my childhood.

I’m just alcohol sir

I jumped TONS of fences

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