Looking for a girlfriend

this is where the og gang met! its where i first met mia, audio, rorik, sparkie... etc. it became our roleplay thread before constant mo trolls made us switch to slack

@a13x_6 Alright listen up. So you've got a crush on a girl, you go up to her, look at her in the eyes, put your hand on her shoulder, and say Hey. Somehow she has the will power of a God and resists the Hey. Now plan B. You call your local dealer. Ask for some chloroform. Usually they don't ask why you need it but if they do, just give him a few extra bucks and he'll shut up. Follow her and when you're both alone, use the chloroform. Take her to your basement. When she wakes up, she'll scream. She'll cry a little. Okay she'll cry a lot but that's just because she doesn't know she loves you.........yet. Make sure to clean her, and feed her. Make her feel like you care about her. It might take a month, it might take a year. But eventually she'll develop Stockholm syndrome and boom, you got your girl. Thank me later.

@President Amir "Yes officer... this man here..."