I need your help fellow Weebs

Hey fellow Weebs. I am (Insert a name here) and I’m single and not very relatable... With less than avg. looks but it looks like I may need your help to change that. All you need to do to pitch to help your fellow anime watcher is to leave the 16 digit number on your care in this thread with the date and on the back type out the 3 digit CCV. You’d be doing a service to your fellow weeb helping them get back up on their feet and help them defeat the “Thots” that breathe and getting an epic anime watching gamer gf. This will strengthen the bonds of all of MO as we work together for charity. Now remember the 16 digit number and the date as well as the 3 digit number on the back of your card. Don’t worry, even if you do t have one just borrow one from a relative or parent or even a friend who may also like anime and telling them it’s going towards a good cause Thankyou for being so supportive of this PSA