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Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

pana
you have the power to ejaculat in a minute, but at the cost of being exhausted.
reclaw
Wait... I CHAN ALREADY DO THAT! Am I secretly a superhero? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
reclaw
Pana you get the superpower of needing a maximum of 10 minutes to untangle your headphone wires!
pana
I KNOW IT! you were a hero o: also dear God that sounds like more of a curse than super power lol. I am legit screwed with that one sadly.
gdmh39
pana use bluetooth headphones :p
dumbasotaku
The power of a nosebleed but only when you see ants on a girls body
reclaw
I mean he might do it in less that 10 minutes... That's simply the cap!
pana
I can't gdmh, I mean I kinda could, but the headphones I have now are 250$, lol no way I am giving that up. I am biting the bullet on the 10 mins. It is a worth while sacrifice. I didn't ask for this power! but I accept it.
excaliborg
Be able to flex his nipple
orangemilk
The power to smell when little girls are near by...
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