Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!

bashful_hubris @bashful_hubris
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Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!
bashful_hubris @bashful_hubris
The ability to fly, only when grounded.

PULP @alphredo
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Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!
PULP @alphredo
Ability to fly only when falling

bashful_hubris @bashful_hubris
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Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!
bashful_hubris @bashful_hubris
To turn your skin pink, while eating too much shrimp.
https://youtu.be/JhDIILjlhBQ

nemuisandman @nemuisandman
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Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!
nemuisandman @nemuisandman
the ability to instantly do anything, only at the cost of doing it 100% worse than anyone else ever could

bashful_hubris @bashful_hubris
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Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!
bashful_hubris @bashful_hubris
The ability to bounce 5 feet into the air uncontrollably, with every step!

PULP @alphredo
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PULP @alphredo
Ability to be poisonous only from the butt to ward off enemies lol

bashful_hubris @bashful_hubris
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Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!
bashful_hubris @bashful_hubris
The super power to recreate the universe, only if ONLY when anime waifus become real first.
https://youtu.be/Hxo1dS2KssE

PULP @alphredo
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Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!
PULP @alphredo
Ability to glow in the dark, but cant fall asleep cause of the brightness

ヤンデレ王子 Audio @darkprinceofaudio
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Give the person above the Most USELESS Super Power!
ヤンデレ王子 Audio @darkprinceofaudio
Teleport to a rest stop on interstate 5 just outside of San Diego County

PULP @alphredo
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PULP @alphredo
The ability to transform into a werewolf, but only to work at a warehouse
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